Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.
So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.
So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.
So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…
And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…
Holy shit.
This is glorious
I like Dale. He’d break up with a bigoted girlfriend and he wears bathrobes like a cape. Not everyone would wear a bathrobe like a cape.
I WAS JUST WATCHING THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ON NETFLIX AND THEY WERE FIGHTING THAT BITCH SEDUSA AND
THIS BITCH STRAIGHT UP TOOK OUT HER SILICONE CHICKEN CUTLETS AND THREW THEM AT BLOSSUM LIKE THEY WERE SOME CHINESE THROWING DAGGERS OK IF THIS AINT THE RAWEST SHIT THAT U EVER DID SEE IN A CARTOON THEN FRANKLY I DONT WANNA KNOW WHAT IS
please take a moment to acknowledge the women who trump has sexually assaulted. their abuser has become the president of the united states of america and that’s traumatizing for them and for the collective psyche of all survivors.
